Friday, January 29, 2010

Let this be a lesson . . .

Sunday night I got all ambious and decided that the fridge had been sitting in it's disgustingness long enough and that it needed to be cleaned and washed out. Yes, it was Sunday. I was breaking the Sabbath. That was my first clue that I shouldn't have been cleaning out the fridge.

I always try to use just luke warm water when I'm washing the glass shelves. Ideally, the instructions suggest using cold water on cold shelves, but when you have gunk stuck to the shelf it's a little hard to get it off with cold water.

I had gotten 90% of the fridge cleaned when I started on the bottom shelf, you know, the big piece of glass that covers the crisper drawers. It's so big it barely fits into the sink. As I was scrubbing away, I thought to myself, 'Knowing my luck, I'm going to end up breaking this thing-since this is the piece that would be the most expensive to replace'. Not even 5 minutes later this is what happened:
It just shattered-everywhere. Into my hands, down my shirt, into the sink, windowsill, and on the floor.
You think maybe the water was a little too warm?
It kills me. I've been cleaning out fridges since I was 12 and have never had this happen.

So, I drug out the shop vac and proceeded to clean up the mess. Unbeknownst to me, the valve on the vacuum that covers the hole where the air blows out was missing and I ended up blowing saw dust (from my last project) all over the kitchen. That really made this experience all the more enjoyable.
I finally had to have Kory come and hold a wadded up towel in the hole while I vaccumed everything up. *Don't ever loan out your shop vac to your husbands work-it will come back missing pieces.
Although I guess I should just be happy that I got it back!
Once I had cleaned up the fiasco I had to hop in the shower because I had tiny little shards of glass and sawdust all over me. I got a couple little scratches on my hands, and some on my chest, but that was it-thankfully.
Here's the fridge looking all nice and pertty. It's a little hard to tell it's missing the bottom piece of glass, but let me assure you-it is.

I checked online for a replacement piece of glass and it will cost $85. That's without shipping.
I think I will just have a glass cutter here in town do it. Maybe I should get plexiglass?
So, what have we learned from this?
1). It's a bad idea to clean out your fridge.
2). It's a bad idea to clean out your fridge on the Sabbath.
3). Even if you think the water is really not warm enough to shatter cold glass-it probably is.
4). Make sure the cap the covers the blower on your shop vac is securely in place before you start it up-especially when the vac is full of sawdust.

4 comments:

Allison @ Allie Browns Layouts said...

HAHA! That's crazy! I'm glad you were able to get it cleaned up without any cuts!

Of course, doesn't everything bad happen to us while we're breaking the Sabbath? Go figure.

You're post title reminded me of Leave It To Beaver when Ward comes into the kitchen, telling June and Beaver about the bad choice that Wally made and before turning away he says, "Now let this be a lesson to you too, Beaver!" What's even funnier was that Beave had already predicted his dad would say that!

"Now let this be a lesson to you too, Allison!"

Mom said...

GOODNESS! What a SCARY MESS!!I'm glad you (or anyone else in the general area) weren't hurt.
That shelf obviously wasn't made of safety-glass!!! Perhaps the plexi-glass idea really would be a good way to go!

Shan said...

Oh no!! That is definately bad luck. I am so scared for that day. I'll just have to take your advice and not clean my fridge!

Mandy said...

Hey Andrea! It's been a while! It's great to read your blog and catch up a little on your family. Thanks for the info on fridge cleaning etiquette. We'll have to catch up some more sometime soon. We miss you guys!